2009 Achievements

Hey! New year's partay is only a couple hours away! Awshum! I thought I'd post the achievements in 2009 that are related to this site.

UB Funkeys
-UBF suffers a great time of "Boredom" after the Hidden Realm that caused many people to quit.
-Paradox Green is released at the same time as its update, only the second series to do so, the first being Hidden Realm.
-"PreSale" funkeys start popping up on eBay, most of which are Taejos. However, a Purple Henchmen, and Speed Racer adventure pack funkeys are also spotted.
-UB Funkeys has its 2nd Anniversary.

Club Penguin
-The 4th, 5th, and 6th Famous Penguins, Cadence, Aunt Arctic, and Sensei (Respectively), give out backgrounds. Rockhopper becomes the second famous penguin to have given out two different backgrounds.
-The first ever Penguin Play Awards is held. "The Quest for the Golden Puffle" wins.
-The Box Dimension, the first ever "The Party" room to remain, is opened.
-The 2nd Annual Music Jam is held.
-A second color vote is held. It is sabotaged by Mimo777, who got his viewers to vote for Aqua.
-The 3rd Annual Fall Fair is held. As this year it occurs before the Fall Equinox, its name is changed to simply "The Fair".
-Club Penguin has its 4th Anniversary.
-Card-Jitsu: Fire, a new Ninja Quest, opens. The Volcano is the new room that comes with it. Fire Ninjas are disappointed that there is no Fire Ninja hideout.

MLN
-MLN celebrates its 1 year anniversary.
-Arcade Modules are introduced. This makes it easier for Rank 5'ers to get Loose Sparks.
-Several new Mini-Ranks are introduced, including BIONICLE and The Robot Chronicles.

Chobots
-Citizens are introduced.
-The Nicho's Mission is opened, making it incredibly easy for Citizens to get money.
-Choboards are introduced along with Rocket Shoes.
-The Cinema is opened.
-Robots come to Chobots.
-Chobots celebrates its 1 year anniversary.

Kingdom Hearts
-Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days is released in Japan, North America, and Europe.
-The first 7 episodes of Kingdom Hearts Coded are released in Japan.

BIONICLE
-A new universe, Bara Magna, is introduced.
-BIONICLE Stars, the last BIONICLE sets to be introduced, are released in Toys 'R' Us.
-It is announced that BIONICLE is ending.

UB Funkeys and Club Penguin
-The UB Funkeys and Club Penguin: Forum is opened on Janurary 21st.
-Chobots is introduced as a topic.
-UB Funkeys and Club Penguin celebrates its 1st anniversary in October.
-The UB Funkeys and Club Penguin: Yolasite is opened, and Kingdom Hearts and BIONICLE are introduced as topics there.

Back/New Year's Party 2!

What goes on peepz?! I am back. Who here remembers what we did last year around New Year's? We had a parteh! Guess what we're doing this year?

Game?

Funkeys! Good ol' funkeys.

Where?

The Rom Chat, as was last year.

When?

10:oo PM Eastern to 12:00 AM Eastern on December 31.

Anything else we should know?

Last year we formed a Line O' Funk (See below). We're gonna form one this year too at 11!

Not posting for a while

I am not posting for a while. Please do not comment asking why.

-Puts a hood on and walks away into the shadows-

UBF&CP: The Yolasite!

Yeah, I know I ahven't posted about stuff like the Volcano on CP, but here's why: I've been working on this:

http://pteprocks.yolasite.com/

The UBF&CP: Yolasite! It will cover all the stuff here, PLUS Kingdom Hearts and BIONICLE.

CLICK IT! PLEASE CLICK! :)

DC Heros Funkeys coming Mach 2010!!

Yes! DC Heros are coming!!! WOOHOO! MARCH 2010!! Yayz!!! Here's the website that confirms it:

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/hitlist.asp?searchfield=funkeys&eeshop=

ALL CREDIT FOR FINDING THIS SITE GOES TO NEOS123141. THANKS NEOS!

New Missions Buzz

Well, it seems some new missions are coming!

First of all, Billybob on the What's New blog says that the PSA will be getting something BIG for their next mission.

Next, EPF is getting a NEW downloadable mission-- The first EVA-- On November 6! Whoo-hoo! The mission is called "Puffle Pranksters", and will feature a White Puffle, and hints to future events. (I GOTTA GET WIFI!!!)

Pic time!

Credit for teh pic goes to BillyBob and the What's New blog!

..........Which monitor is that?

Look,

I know I haven't posted in like 2 months. I'd rather not say why. I'm sorry, okay? I've got news news and more news... I'll do first things first. The Haloween party came a day early. Be sure to check out Night of the Living Sled 3! It's the best one yet, trust me. You can find it at the Lighthouse!

Next: My guide to the Haloween Candy Hunt! No pictures this year. Sorry.

The 1st piece: The Lodge Attic. Click on the small jack o' lantern in-between the 2 couches.

The 2nd piece: The Dock. The jack o' lantern with a triangle for a light; Click the triangle.

The 3rd piece: The Pet Shop. Click the chandelier above the Puffle Pen.

The 4th piece: The Cove. Click the book the ghost on the sign is holding.

The 5th piece: The Pool. It's the biggest jack o lantern on the lights.

The 6th piece: The Soccer Pitch. The Upper Right corner light of the Lower Right stadium light.

The 7th piece: The Forest. Click the bush that's rustling in the background.

The 8th piece: The Mine. Click the slime pool in the lower right corner.

And the prize: A stinkin' background. Lame if you ask me. But the hunt is fun. :)

Next: Some news about me

I became a mod on Funkikiflurry's site, and I'm a candidate for mod on Rebsingh's site. I'll try to juggle everything.

Well, that was fast.

This is Trans.

Through the Admin Panel of the UBF&CP Forum, I found out that the person who deleted the topics is Carabu. Carabu will be permanently banned from the forum. The forum will be opened again.

Sorry

This is Trans.

Pteprocks will not be able to post for a while. There is some news.

The UB Funkeys and Club Penguin: Forum has been vandalized by one of the mods. The Forum will be shut down to only Admins until the investigation is over. The entire Rules Forum, the most important Forum, has been cleaned out without authorization from an Admin. If you have any information as to who has done this, please comment, and please do not comment unless you have information.

To KATF Agents: The HQ will be temporarily moved to Carabu's Forum. (If this is changed another post will be made) The Top Secret thing that is taking place on September 9 may be postponed until further notice.

To Carabu: Please make a KATF Camp forum and a KATF Group. I will have an agent move all the topics there.

Thank you for reading,

Trans

Part 4: eBay Paradox

Paradox Funkeys have been spotted on eBay. Roco bought a VR Rastro and a VR Tadd. There were also a VR Nectar and a VR Maul... Not sure on the status of those yet... I gotta go, I'll update this post before tomorrow.

Part 3: Ice Bricks

I must be, like, years overdue on this, but, well... I just found out now. O_O
There's a secret game in CP! Ice Bricks!!!


--WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE TOP SECRET. IF YOU ARE NOT AN AGENT OF THE PSA OR EPF DO NOT LOOK AT THESE OR I WILL HAVE TO SHOOT YOU. Just kidding.--

First of all, go to mission 3.

After you talk to Rookie and stuffz, go upstairs and look under the couch to get the computer disc. Put the disc in the A Drive... I mean, in the computer... Once it turns on, select Ice_Bricks.

Look familliar? It's Tiki's game! Yeah. Both are modeled after Atari's Super Breakout game. It has 10 levels. Enjoy!

Part 2: Penguin Band on Break

I think the picture and title speak for themselves. ;)

Part 1: Color Vote

The color vote is today. We decide between Aqua, Maroon, and LAVENDER. lol. Caps on Lavender. The last time this was done, Lime Green won and Lavender lost.

In related news: Mimo keeps on. He asked on his blog for people to vote for Aqua TWICE MORE. I am thoroughly cheesed. Irked. Listen to me, Readers: DO NOT LET MIMO'S WORDS HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON YOU!!! VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT!

Leaving Tomorrow

I'm leaving to NC tomorrow to go to Camp. Sooo I might not be on 'till July 31st when I come back! But I might be able to get on my Grandmom's computer. To recap some news real quick before I leave, I'm gonna make alot of posts today. Bwahaha. >:) Be sure to read them all!

Penguin Band No Longer on Break

The members of the Penguin Band are now at the Iceburg and aren't on break any more. While at the Iceburg, they don't talk or give out backgrounds. :( Will they go on break again? Let's hope so if you haven't met them!

In other news: The Main Stage at the Dock is changing! Check it out.

Penguin Color Vote Not Fair?

As you may or may not know, starting this Friday we will be voting for a new penguin color. On Mimo's Site, which is incredibly popular (300 Comments in a post!!!), he told everyone to vote for Aqua. He said he'd have a party. Sounds like bribery to me, and he's completely throwing the election. I was going to vote for Lavender, but now my hopes of it winning may be ruined. So what do you say, people, let's show mimo that we don't have to do what he says if we don't want to! DON'T LET MIMO SWAY YOU! He's gone too far this time. Vote for whatever you want, it's YOUR descision, not his.

2nd Annual Music Jam

Music Jam '09 is here! This was my favorite perty last year. Ahhh. Good times.


This year's music catalog has 3 new instruments AND not 1, not 2, but 3 secret items!
The new instruments are: Trombone, Cow Bell, and Double-Necked Guitar.


Clicking on the dot on the I in "Music" will show you 2 of the secret items, Snare Drum and Drumsticks.

Clicking on the O in "Catalog" will show you the other one-- Black Electric Guitar.

Of course, the music catalog is Backstage. It looks just like it did last year!

But don't forget! There's ANOTHER "backstage"! Look familliar?

Cadence will be showing up again!

The same free item as Janurary can be found on the Roof.

Music Shirts and the All Access Pass which allows you to go backstage are available at the Snow Forts.

And behind the Snow Forts... The Music Maker 3000! Last year it was at the Dojo. When I saw it wasn't there I began to give up hope! But here it is. It was one of my favorite parts of last year.

An everyone's free item, green headphones, is located at the Cove.

In the Lighthouse is the only stage so far in CP that actually reacts to what instrument you're playing! It only works with some instruments though.

When you see this sign, start hangin' backstage and watchin' for PB!

I'll leave the rest for you guys to discover. ;)

Stickers303

Okay, remember the post I did a few months ago about Stickers303? Stickers303 was a mod on Mimo777's site. Guess what? I was right, he became a Mimo Mod (I think... O_O I saw his name on Mimo Mod, sorry for no proof, look that way for reason. ->) I forgot to post about it, and now it turns out he's not a mod anymore! Wonder why he quit... Oh well. Just wanted to point that out.

UBF&CP Improvement

To get this blog up and goin' good again after the great drought of Funkeys News, I'm starting the UBF&CP Improvement porject.

Coming Soon:

• Music
• New Polls
• A Logo
• The Pteppy Awards
• Ask P

I also want more good ideas for the blog. So, post any suggestions you might have, and don't hold back! I will also work to improe directory including a link to the homepage and to important posts such as this one.

Update 1: The first step you should notice is that I either removed or moved some of the widgets to make room for the new ones, such as new polls, music, and links.

Update 2: Music, check. Thanks Roco and Roxas for helping.

Paradox Post Expansion-- Rastro's Items

As I mentioned in the previous post, while I was inside the 3rd Eye Science Labs, I bought tons of items. (I spent over 10,000 of my coins!!!) This is because I love astronomy and Rastro is my new favorite funkey. I can even explain the names of a few items, which all have to do with space.

• The Tables are all named after the planets of the solar system, except Io. Io is a moon of Jupiter which is famous for being the only moon with active volcanos.
• The Rastrovers are based on Mars Landing Rovers.

Remember to click on the images to make them bigger!

In other news: Sensei is giving out a backround for a short time at the Ninja Hideout. (I found him, but he left so fast that I forgot to take a picture of his player card! I'll find him again and make a post about it.)

Paradox Green-- Update, plus insider Rastro pictures (The first Rastro pictures???)

I put a ??? up there because I'm not sure yet... Anyway,

Paradox green update! It's FINALLY here!!!!!!!! With the help of 3 portal jammers, I got into the zone, got into Rastro's game room-- And bought TONS of Rastro's items in the process-- AND played Rastro's game!!! I played it with a good buddy from the Forum, Roxas, who's UFN is Pit272.

Story summary:

The Nectar came home and found the Maul in the Nectar's honey. So now they've gone running off to the Hidden Realm to settle their differences (That sounds like the Bomble VS Raj story! lol). It's a busy day, because the Paradox Green portal has also been opened! Paradox Green is the birthplace of Dr. Tinker. Once in Paradox Green, you meet the Keeper of the Tree, who tells you about Paradox Green. (I think he's Dr. Tinker's cousin, and if you see him you'll know why) The Tree helps such coexistance take place, that even the four seasons live together in Paradox Green. The Tadd live in the Fall. The Ace live in the Winter. The Mulch live in the Spring. The Rastro live in the summer. Unfortunately, not all is as peaceful in Paradox Green as it was. Just before the Great Disaster, Paradox Green had a disaster of it's own. A series of trenches has formed, seperating the four seasons. The Henchmen 2.0 have also showed up. The Henchmen 2.0 are a bigger, badder, meaner version of the Henchmen. Not only are they stealing Funkeys' coins, but they are also performing organized attacks on the Tree, which holds Paradox Green together.

Pictures:

Paradox Green Portal

Paradox Green Rarities

Nectar and Maul's new home-- Two new Funkey Fighters Funkeys

The Tadd Pad


Ace Hangar

Mulch's Game Room

Rastro's Game Room, Outside

Rastro's Game Room, Inside

Rastro's Mart

Rastro's Game, Rasteriods



Mulch's Recycling Quiz, a Quiz in Paradox Green.

The Paradox Green Map

Henchmen, 2.0

Henchmen 2.0's game, not very hard at all

I'll have more about Rastro's game tomorrow. Right now, though, I gots ta go.

LOL!

Well, the best part of the party was the part on Funkeys. Like always. Nobody got either of the passwords. :(
But here's something to go ROFL about! The passwords were actually:

Funkey Savers: Oh, you'll find out
KATF: You gotta figure that out for yourself

LOL! They were the actual passwords! I thought at least 1 person had to get that.

Anyway. My birthday is in 6 days. And guess what? I'm getting Snipe! FINALLY!!! The one-and-only Funkey I don't have (Except Dot, but I have his familliar)! FREE ROUNDS OF BOMBASTIC BILLIARDS TO ALL WHO WANT THEM! Lolz. Just ask on or after June 10, and I'll come online and challenge you. OR you can challenge me and we can get some bonus coins from it.

PS: Don't ask how I know I'm getting Snipe. ;)

HUGE PAHTAY

I'm gonna have a HUGE party for the following reasons:

1. Early Birthday Party for yours truly
2. Funkey Saver Party (The missions will be back soon)
3. KATF Party (New thing where I will choose 1 person to be in the KATF)
4. For funz
5. I haven't had a party in a while

Game: This is truly a UBF&CP party. First half hour on Funkeys. Second half hour on Club penguin. Third and fourth half hours on Chobots.

Time: Starts at 6:00 PM Eastern Time and ends at 8:00 PM Eastern time.

Day: June 3rd

Server: (Club Penguin) Mittens; (Chobots) Moon-Walk

Room: (Funkeys) Holler chat; (Club Penguin) Cove; (Chobots) Furniture Store

FS Password: Oh, you'll find out

Game to say password on: Chobots

KATF Password: You gotta figure that out for yourself.

Mata Nui LEGO Magazine Article

I'm not sure wether this is exclusive to Brickmaster or not (They sent me a Brickmaster issue instead of my normal issue for my birthday) but there was a Mata-Nui article in my LEGO Magazine this month. Third page. He looks SOOO cool. ('Course Yellow is my third favorite color so that may have something to do with it...)
Here's what the article says:

A Legend Reborn!

The powerful Mata Nui is coming to the world of Bara Manga - But will he save the planet and its people, or bring disaster?
Wearing the incredible Mask of Life and carrying a Scarab sheild and Thornax launcher, Mata Nui will face new and terrible dangers on the desert planet. Buried beneath its sands are secrets long forgotten by the Agori and the Glatorian - Secrets that may change everything Mata Nui knows about himself anf his universe.

----End article here----


Also, "Click" will be in an exclusive September-October Brickmaster set. The description reads:
"This scarabax beetle is an important ally of Mata Nui on the planet of Bara Manga."

Sorryz

I apologize for the following things:

• Not posting lately. Been sick then busy then sick again.
• Quitting Funkeys for a while. Got bored, having all the gems possible. I'll be back by the next update.
• Not throwing Funkey Savers parties. I'm saving up for a HUGE one.
• Not sending Funkey Savers E-mails. Sorry, my forum kept spamming me. So did WOC, but now I think both stopped so I can get back to it ASAP.
• My glitchy cho tracker which always says I'm online. Don't believe it, it is only a glitch.

I got alot of interesting stuff to post that I found while I was sick, busy, sick.

Funkey Fighters tournament

Raj Tribe w/ Yangs: "CHARGE!!!!!!"
Bomble Tribe w/ Yangs: "YAAH!!!!!!"

The Raj tribe, allied with half of the Yang tribe, have gone to war against the Bomble Tribe, who are also allied with half of the the Yang.

Funkey Fighters Tournament Round 1



Pteprocks' Raj---<}{>---Slappyfish
Sivle---<}{>---Snowmound
General Balance---<}{>---Sharpfang
Catnap---<}{>---Pteprocks' Yang

You may sign up for these positions:

Slappyfish
Sivle
Snowmound
Catnap

Positions played by:

Pteprocks' Raj: Pteprocks
Pteprocks' Yang: Pteprocks
Sharpfang: Superbryan101
General Balance: Roxas272

~To all KATF Members~

Proceed to my forum and go into the Commander Of Forces Little Of The KATF's Court Marshall forum, read the trial, and vote on both polls. You CAN make a difference on weather or not The Commander Of Forces is guilty.

Another Taejo Update

Yeah, this dude is insane. He won the Taejo for $800.01!!! Even I wouldn't have paid that much. His name is B***S (Yeah, I know it's funny, but that is his actual eBay codename.)

Here's a bit from the comments on TheSpeakEasy.

"If you ask me, this should be a wake-up call for Mattel/Radica. This should show them how much people want Taejo (Plus how much they can jack up the price and still get people to buy it) and they SHOULD release him because of it, but I dunno if they're thinking like me or not." -Pteprocks

"...I sure hope Mattel realizes the need for them to issue a limited run of this figure." -Brossia

Well, at least SOMEONE is thinking like me. ;P

Taejo update

The Taejo is almost over and it is bid up to $290.00 currently. It ends at about 8:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time on Monday, April 13 2009 (Today). So if you're insanely rich, bid on it quickly.
The current high bidder is C***R. The other peeps that have bid: P***P, 9***9, I***A, and B***R.

You know, Taejo's game isn't as hard as Snake's. Some combination of the music, and car, and the handling makes it WAY easier.

TAEJO ON EBAY!!!

Z...O...M...G!!! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! THANKS TO FUNKEYMAN342, REBISINGH, SUPERBRYAN101, ROXAS272 FOR FINDING IT!!!

Here's the link to the listing, and congradulations to the wealthy, lucky, rextremely envied by Pteprocks person who wins it: http://cgi.ebay.com/UB-FUNKEYS-SPEED-RACER-ULTRA-RARE-TAEJO_W0QQitemZ250402291860QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250402291860&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

Long link huh?

Edit: Oh, and by the way, it's not just a Taejo, it's a VERY RARE TAEJO!!!!!!!

Chobots Pahtay

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here. CHOBOTS PARTY!!!!!! It's celebrating my Citizenship and my 50th Birthday on chobots. Here's the info:

Day: April 8
Time: 7:00 PM Eastern Time
Room: Academy Street
City (Server): Live Star
Other info: Presenting my new Spring Fashion! You'll all get to see it tomorrow.

---Angus--News---

*Wakes up from Cat Nap* Huh? What? Yes, Pteprocks? Oh! It's time for Angus News?
Hey there, this is Angus News with Pteprocks' Raj.
It seems while me and Bomble were waiting for the poll results that Angus started selling common Terripinia items from Series 1. *Yawn* I don't really think this is good because now you no longer need the Funkey to get the items.
Next, we have a new mood.

Burstin' With Bubbles is the new mood. $178 Loot. It's the only other difference of the Trunk this week.

Remember that you can continue to count on me, the handsome VR Raj to deliver your news.

Keeping My Promise #1

Chobots wouldn't load, so I thought I'd carry out another promise for now. ;)

7 months, 100 posts, 30 followers

This is post number
One-hundered, and over
Six months, we gathered

Thirty followers.
Four different games we talk
About, now with both

The site and forum.
UB Funkeys, Club Penguin,
MLN, Chobots.

I want to thank all
The viewers, especially
The followers. Thanks.

Invented since then
Are Funkey Savers, and The
KATF. Their

Members work hard to
Save the Funkeys, and also me.
We've been here for the

Four-point-zero and
Four-point-one updates. Hidden
Realm and Funkey Trunk.

DC Heros to
Come soon, then Paradox Green.
I really can't wait.

On to Club Penguin,
We've been here for eight parties
Isn't that a lot?

We have seen Cadence,
(Many times!) and Aunt Arctic,
Even Penguin Band!

On to MLN,
I'm sorry I haven't said
Anything about

It in a while,
But now, Brickeeper's Friends are
Networkers! They are

Friendly Felix, and
Captain Jack Knife, and Numb Chuck.
That's what their names are.

Time for Chobots now,
The Cinema is finished.
New Spring styles are

Here as well. I have
Made one, you will see
Later in a post.

These Haikus are now
About to come to the end
Again, thank you guys.


A series of Haikus for 100th post by Pteprocks

HA!

Thank you guys for electing me to take over Angus News. I knew you would take handsome over ugly. *Runs paw through hair* Bomble has some weird notion that this isn't over, even though it obviously is. I'll see you tomorrow with ---Angus--News---.
~Pteprocks' Raj

ANOTHER new puffle color?!? (The following post is serious)

April Fools...

(The following post is serious. No jokes are used in this post that are not in the form of normal humor of Pteprocks.)
This is something really cool about the April Fools party on CP.

Step 1. Go to the box store at the Snow Forts (Members only) and buy a portal box.
Step 2. Place the box in your igloo and walk on it.

JOURNEY TO THE BOX DEMENSION!

(Non-members can even go to the box demension; They can use other members boxes.)